Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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