I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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