Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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