I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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