i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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