just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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