Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Come share oat with me in your robe
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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