She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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