I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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