I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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