I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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