I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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