He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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