she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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