Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I smell like Dick and happiness
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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