We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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