If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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