i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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