He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
