if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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