his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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