Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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