It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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