Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
