Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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