Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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