home. puking in laundry basket.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
