he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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