a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I intend to get homeless drunk
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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