I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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