Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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