week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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