508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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