i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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