Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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