who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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