Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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