I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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