is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I had to cum in my sink.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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