i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Fuck appropriateness.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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