like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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