Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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