This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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