She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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