As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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