Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
handjob tips. give me some.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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