fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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