4 words: hood of his car
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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