Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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