Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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