You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize