New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
organizing the empties. That sober.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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