Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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