I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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