Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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