My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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