He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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